Take a moment to zoom in close to the living room window. Notice anything scary? Like - oh, I don't know - THE ALDI BAGS AND DIAPER TAPED TO THE WINDOW? It's easy to miss within all the Halloween crap. Who the fuck hangs diapers in the window? And does the carpet match the drapes?
QUICK SIDE STORY: I think it was early last fall when I came home from work and found two vultures perched on my roof. The sky was the color of Reynolds Wrap, and the buzzards watched me from above like something from a Hitchcock movie. The whole experience was a little unsettling, until I realized that they were just waiting for traffic to lighten - so they could finish dinner.
And yes, sorry...this blog was all over the place. Think of it as a schizophrenic "Happy Halloween!"
UPDATE: Friday November 7th, 2014: The above mentioned Halloween shit-yard is STILL up, only now it's been rained on. I wonder if Detroit might consider demolishing an out-of-state property?