THE FIVE PEOPLE YOU MEET…
1. In Super Wal Mart At Two in the Morning
2. In the Barnes & Noble Self-Improvement Section
3. While Waiting In Line To Buy One Direction Tickets
4. In The Wackiest Planned Parenthood Ever
5. At That One AA Meeting That's Always Filled With Self-Published Authors
6. On Singles' Night at the Y
7. While Removing Baggies From the Medical Waste Dumpster
8. At the American Homebrewers Association's National Homebrew Conference Pruno-Making Competition in Vegas
9. At the Closest Bar to an Alcohol-Free Wedding
10. At Denny's