3/6/2013
- Hugo is dead. The news says that he died of a unspecified pelvic cancer.
- What a polite way to say crotch rot.
- Now I'm wondering if the Queen might have died last week (when she was in the hospital with a stomach bug), and now Buckingham Palace is carting her around (Weekend at Bernie's) because Charles isn't ready to be king. Or even worse, maybe The Queen died years ago, and Charles has been doing a Norman Bates thing.